[Torap]

Ok, I want TOTAL insanity here. I want things like a ring that repels rabits, armor that floats on water under a full moon, and who remembers "vorpal beer".
Usefulness is NOT a requirement, infact its not even prefered. The strager, the better.

Keg of flowing mead.
A 6 pint keg that creates 1 pint of mead every hour at a constant rate untill full. If left open, it will continue creating mead untill capped.(imagine a drunk guy and a campfire). if "emptied", it will continue to drip at a constant rate as long as left in a pouring position.

This post has been edited by Torap: 26 June 2009 - 02:08 PM

[Holy Deg]

A stone that provides light for 5 min daily, starting at noon.

[Torap]

Love it, HD.

How 'bout a wand of lycanthropy detection that only works in the moonlight.

[Aldrahil]

But that last one's useful, Torap! As is your former suggestion! Who doesn't want both a never-ending keg of beer or an ability to detect lycanthropes when they most dangerous?

Now, if it only worked in full moonlight and at touch range we'd have another thing entirely

Never-empyting Pomegranite
Every round replenishes half a dozen pomegranite seeds if absent from the fruit; warning, seeds act as laxative.

Sam,

[Hawkofthemay]

Nerf Caltrops......need I say more?

[helix]

wand of random voices: if this is on a person while no one is around it will say about random things that doesnt make sense. like for instance say your are in the woods it will go in dwarven "monkey tool in the eye!".

sword of the wimpy: this sword is treated like a normal sword expect for one thing: its a intelligent sword that is a complete wimp! every time it clashes with another blade it screams in pain and complains the person not using another weapon while at the same time not letting you put it up to get another weapon; complaining that it is scared of the dark. also if someone uses intimated or any spells that causes fear the sword starts to cry in which the sword must roll a fort. save in order to see if he start hurling from the fear or gore. i use this to put the nymph chaser in my campaign to a rest: they could even use diplomacy skills causes of it!