[SchizofranicDM]

no i did not cut and paste, that's what it says for this reason: there is a base of 10 to all ACs. they do not list this in any monster desc but its there. so technically, the AC is correct. (10) -8 size,-2 Dex,+60 natural equals 60.

[Shadowborn]

Whoops. Forgot about the base 10...man, do I need sleep.

[SchizofranicDM]

It happens to the best of us. once i hadn't played dnd in such a long time, i forgot how to calculate hp correctly. i forgot to factor in Con. so i wondered why my 4th level dwarf only had 30 hp. it was a sad day.

[Ssri-Tel-Quessir Hitokiri]

Ok then. Since the gold cap has been raised, I want to get an Extraordinary Everyproducing Rice Mortar. I get 4 wishes and the ability to create enough food and drink for 100 people.

[WoeTheSinner]

on second thought I'd ask for an indestructible wagon and an indestructible unkillable (though not undead) horse. A good wagon and a good horse go a long way

[SchizofranicDM]

I created somthing called a Phantom Saddle. basically, it's a saddle that becomes a maxed out phantom steed (as the spell) upon command. it can move at 240 ft on ground and in the air. it's not indestructable, although that can be remedied. basically, it's used for travel.

[Ssri-Tel-Quessir Hitokiri]

How would you get an unkillable horse? What kind of spells would you use on that thing?

[SchizofranicDM]

probably with sanctuary and a ring of regeneration

[Lyinginbedmon]

I'd take at least a ring of invisibility, at best goggles of night or maybe Daern's instant fortresss

[Vaskre]

Let's see..

I'd get one of the following..

Mirror of Life Trapping (200,000 gp) (and put it in my doorway)

Mirror of Mental Prowess (c'mon, it's a cool item. 175,000 gp.)

or,

A Luck Blade with Three Wishes. (I'd use the wishes to become a never aging immortal, and then spend many millenia studying wizardry.)

[RedSlayer]

Staff of the Magi from 2E, that was awsome. new version is kinday wussie

or

a ring of elemental control, fire: burn everything around you to the ground