[jack(tim)]

182) "And the sign said 'Evil Pie', now what chaotic evil mage is going to turn down an offer like that?"

183) "You know... fighting bosses with ultimate forms wouldn't be so bad... if the bosses in question had only one ultimate form that they called their ultimate form.."

184) P1: "So I thought to myself... if this person can really read my mind... I'm going to make them regret it... So I started thinking about where half-troll came from and.."

185) P2: "I've not had near enough drink to cover this conversation."

186) P1: "Well, needless to say, that psionicist kept his thoughts to himself from then own, and kept his dirty minds eye out of other peoples business."

187) P2: "It wasn't so much that his stories were terrible... it was just that every time something bad started to happen, he always relates the story of 'Where half-trolls come from' into a way to save the day..."

188) P2: "And that's why i had to kill him."

189) "Just because I drink bloodwyne and eat rare steak does not make me a vampire!"

190) "Well... I just wanted to give him the cursed sword to begin with, the thing had been nothing but trouble since we got it... but the dwarf got it into his head that since he pulled it from the stone he should be the one to keep it."

191) "So a drow, a sun elf, and a human all walk into a bar... No wait really! I think I got it this time!"

192) "The best part is... oh... watch this... HEY FIGHTER! THERE'S A SPIDER ON YOUR FACE!" F:"OMG OMG OMG OMG GET IT OFF, WHERE IS IT?!? RUN FOR YOUR LIVES OR ELSE YOU'LL ALL FACE DEATH IN THE FACE OF SPIDERY DOOM! YOUR WEAPONS NO MATTER HOW SHINEY THEY MAY BE ARE INEFFECTIVE! OH GODS WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN US!?"

193) "Wow... he's got a pretty high dexterity by the feet/turns ratio."

194) "So is there an off switch for that..." "He usually just runs around til he passes out..." "I could make him an off switch..." "What you're saying intrigues me... tell me more."

[Lyinginbedmon]

195. "Only the middle one is functional"
196. "If you show me, I will kill you"
197. "I swear, no gag reflex on any of them!"

[jack(tim)]

198) "So the dwarf was the one drinking all the rum? Wow... didn't see that coming." </sarcasm>

199) "And that's why I don't waste my time, gambling with a chronomancer."

200) "Don't worry, I read something about this in a book once..."

201) "As if the demons weren't enough... the gnome decided he should let his golems take a crack at the city too..."

202) "Yeah right... as if magic could really do that..."

203) "I used to be indecisive... but now I'm not so sure."

204) "... And you don't want to know about where I hid the rod."

205) "Needless to say I never thought that belt of gender changing would be of a great use to me."

206) "The problem with smuggling rods like that, isn't the rod itself... but when there are touch activated runes on them..."

207) "Nevertheless it was quite embarrasing to explain why my lower extrememties were vibrating or casting out grand amounts of fire. But the worse part was the excuses I had to give."

208) "I probably could have saved a lot of time had I just blamed it all on drinking a pint of Gaff's fireball."

[Elmorwen]

209) "You'll die. And then you'll be dead. Because I killed you!"
210) "Those evil-types are always going on about their demons and their undead and their whatever-gods that are going to destroy all creation... Wonder if they even know that they're part of creation."
211) "That's when I learned that you never play poker with a telepath. In retrospect, it should've been obvious."

[Axel]

212) Wait, our future holds death and doom? I was kinda thinking settle down, marry, have 3 girls, 2 boys, that sort of thing.

213) The thing that's really gonna bake your noodle later on is: Would you still have broken it if I hadn't said anything?

213) Stay away, I know enough never to listen to oracles!

214) Thing I hate is that you hear all these people take crazy [BROWNIES] and tell the future. All I tell is about how no one's ever loved me.

215) Dude, where's my cart?

[Axel]

Been a while, ain't it?

216) "That's a terrible plan! Never, ever go anywhere with the word 'Doom' in the name! That should just be obvious!"

217) "Oh no! I've already fallen for this trick once. Never again!"

218) "Pants make me angry."

219) "Granted, but there are viable alternatives!"

220) "Now he wanted to ride the inebriated dragon, but I told 'em: 'Don't drink and fly.'"

[slim6978]

There i was fighting an invisable monk. He was tearing up my party prety bad...the paladin couldn't even keep up with the healing.... only thing saveing me was the fact my dragon had her wings arond me forming a cave....then it came to me...send the monk to hell...so what do i do...i have my dragon kick up a dust storm see the monk and teleport my toad into his pocket....the toad then jumped out of the pocket leaving behind a eleportation vile and taking all of the monks health potions...next thing the monk knows he is eating fire from my dragon...so he takes a sip of his potion...only to wake up in hell....man ohh man...the dm was pissed.

[Axel]

221) "I told you! 'What are we gonna need rope for?' Hah!"

222) "Yeah, yeah. Laugh it up, fuzzball."

223) "I can't believe we actually decided to go with the catapult idea."

224) "What I can't believe is that it actually worked."

225) "I want you to know something. In my time I thought I had heard every conceivable form of idiocy. From various mouths I have been forced to endure ideas and plans that would make even common houseplants cringe from their shear stupidity. The inventors of dumb could not compare with the things I have been forced to bear witness to. Even the formless gurgling of infants appears brilliance next to the mildest of my many bitter memories. I tell you this so you know the full meaning of what I am about to tell you: That is the single stupidest thing I have ever heard."

[Ssri-Tel-Quessir Hitokiri]

226) ... So after the donkey burned down the moat house, we started questioning the need for fireballs.

227) Lesson learned: just because you are a druid, doesn't mean you can talk to huge spiders.

228) I guess you have a point... But I still don't understand why you needed to throw a fireball into the oil factory in the first place.

[helix]

"and so the two of them try to put a couch into the bag of holding-dropping it, and waking up the owners of the house. they then try to jump threw window only cause the rogue to knock herself out on the floor...."

"and that is why i think the mages should have left for dead.....hell would have been better than being this elf's slave!"

an elf sorceress and a human fighter at the same time "how much for drow?"

[Torap]

232) That made about as much sence as yelling "I'm a half orc dwarf!"(generaly followed by a brawl, if there are any dwarves present, which , being a tavern, there generaly are.)

(side note, I don't mind bad grammer, But missing words are somthing else! By the unholy union of Palor and Lolth, What in the 9 HELLS are you babbling about, helix!?!? Please edit some clarity into that before a bunch of glowing spiders start stalking ... you...
You very well may have ending the campaign I"m running... I'm such a [RICHARD]...)

233)By the unholy union of Palor and Lolth, What in the 9 HELLS are you babbling about?!

[helix]

Torap, on Jul 29 2009, 10:43 PM, said:

232) That made about as much sence as yelling "I'm a half orc dwarf!"(generaly followed by a brawl, if there are any dwarves present, which , being a tavern, there generaly are.)

(side note, I don't mind bad grammer, But missing words are somthing else! By the unholy union of Palor and Lolth, What in the 9 HELLS are you babbling about, helix!?!? Please edit some clarity into that before a bunch of glowing spiders start stalking ... you...
You very well may have ending the campaign I"m running... I'm such a [RICHARD]...)

233)By the unholy union of Palor and Lolth, What in the 9 HELLS are you babbling about?!

233) oh no! helix has became a demigod run! helix: no! i am just drunk!

234) well after the gay minotaur finally got a hold of him; he vowed he would never be a rogue again which was the best idea considering he could crouch for month after that!

235) oh god it still hurts even today! i hate all minotaurs!

236) gay minotaur: hey is that the rogue i spend time in jail with!?! i am going to say hi.

(side note: puts some skill points in decipher script...or your campaign dies!! *insert evil laugh* no seriously what are you talking?)

[the flying jug]

helix, on Jul 30 2009, 09:52 PM, said:

233) oh no! helix has became a demigod run! helix: no! i am just drunk!

234) well after the gay minotaur finally got a hold of him; he vowed he would never be a rogue again which was the best idea considering he could crouch for month after that!

235) oh god it still hurts even today! i hate all minotaurs!

236) gay minotaur: hey is that the rogue i spend time in jail with!?! i am going to say hi.

(side note: puts some skill points in decipher script...or your campaign dies!! *insert evil laugh* no seriously what are you talking?)

(237) I can't believe he started crying, I said I know he was your brother but look, Hey I'm a Death Knight what did you think I was going to do to him.