[Axel]

112) "Y'know the big problem with necromancers? It isn't the annoying angst or the whole crime against nature thing. It's that hanging around with zombies all the time makes them forget about little things like personal hygiene."

113) "And the moral of the story: When someone asks you if you're a god you say 'Yes.'"

114) "... now given a choice like that, wouldn't you say cake?"

115) "And then he asks 'What flavor?'"

[Tel Janin Grymm]

116) ...and so I says to 'er I says, "Oi! Pony up all ya jewels and whatnot or the toad gets it!" Then the warty li'l bugger zortches me! flamin' familiars.

117) 'avin' some moistened tart lob a scimitar at you is no way to establish a form of government!

118) heard from the bearded kobold in the corner..."Some mates y'all are, ya copper-pinchin' buggers! It'd only cost four thousand more ta have me raised! A kobold fer Moradin's sake! Stupid druids!"

[jack(tim)]

124) "Have you ever noticed that those hero types always bust in our houses without knocking? I mean how rude... I don't care if you are going to save the world from a millenia of darkness and tyranny, you should still have the common decency to knock on our frikkin' door before being allowed to enter."

125) "As dangerous as those Beholders are... it makes you wonder what they be-holdin'"

126) "Have you ever tried to catch a squirrel before? man... it's hard... they run like... a thousand miles an hour... and the have like sharp... fangs and claws... and I've seen 'em tear a dog to shreds...."

127) "So I called the Druid a tree huggin' hippy and told him to bugger off... and then the next thing I know I am surrounded by the blighters and they're pointing arrows at me..."

128) "If you get turned into frog, you'll only have yourself to blame..."

(I increased the post count becase we have a redundancy at 61-66)

[Axel]

129) ".... and that is all that I have to say about that."

130) "That really hurt. I mean, who throws a shoe? Honestly?"

131) ".... so we learned the hard way: never threaten someone who can talk to dragons."

132) "See, none of us actually thought we'd get that far. So we didn't plan any further than that."

133) "Then the bard next to me says: 'I'm sure divine intervention will save us.' Next thing we hear is that annoying psuedo-dragon sayin, 'Come look what I found.' Hallelujah."

134) "And that's where our new god came from."

[Elmorwen]

135) "...and then they made me their chief."

136) "So, 'Destroy the world first out of spite' has moved up to plan B, then?"

137) "I mean really, how drunk would the dragon have to be? I don't think there's that much booze in the world."

138) "...'til the handle breaks off and you have to get a cleric to get it out again."

139) "Yer dad's a pirate, eh? Well, me mum says he's late payin' his tribute again."

140) "I swear, that kobold was on fire when I found him. Stop looking at me like that."

141) "... so he says to the dragon, 'Well, you don't have to bite my head off!'"

[JosephBlackly]

142) "Would you stop that?!"

143) "Never once did I ever think I'd hear an orc say something like 'he touched me inappropriately'."

144) "Ahhh... Dammad! I bih mah tung!"

145) "This wine was made by driven slaves in the wastes to the far west, and transported across the Cursed Sea of Garfasalm. Most of the sailors died during the expedition. *Glug* You can really taste the death. It brings out the flavor."

146) "I defy the fourth wall! All of you on the forums shall fear me!"

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[Axel]

147) "Hey! No recursion!"

148) ".... And then she said, 'And you thought I wouldn't need the crowbar.'"

149) ".... but what I can't figure out is how they got that way. Any more than how we did...."

150) "So was it worth it? Hells yes!"

151) "He doesn't like you. I don't like you either. You just watch yourself, we're wanted men."

152) "Look, I've seen that show, too. You can stop quoting."

153) "I learned my lesson after that. No more elaborate death traps."

[Raven Bloodmoon]

154) So he handed them a glass of water and next thing he knows, he's leading these people around a desert for eight months like some sort of messenger from the gods.

[Axel]

155) *sigh* Times are tough.

156) So finally I had the zombie hoard right where I wanted them: surrounded from the inside!

157) Fortunately zombies are highly flammable, and I realized the pub had liquor strong enough to make Molotov Cocktails.

158) So there we were in a prison cell, nigh unescapable. With only some string, a bit of wire, and half a matchstick handy....

159) Why they changed it I can't say. People just liked it better that way.

[Rintaran]

160) "You did WHAT with the baatezu for how many cookies!?!"

161) "You didn't!"

162) "Ok, through the gap in the arm of three men drinking, off the bell, and right into the bullseye on that dartboard."

163) "I think she's checking you out. Go on, talk to her."

164) "That's your mom."

165) "The captain? Of the city guards? In the middle of the square? Just like that?"

166) "It was awesome, we had a bard draw pictures so we could flip animate it. Want to see?"

167) "A kobold and a human? How does that fit? Don't kobolds come from eggs?"

[Raven Bloodmoon]

168) "So then he says, 'I'd love to, but you're holding the chalk.'"

[Axel]

169) I got curious about Polymorph and reproduction, so I experimented with small animals. Look, I made a cabbit!

170) So why did I turn it into an ogre? Sword of Ogre Decapitation baby.

171) I swear, I got a pencil lodged in my brain.

172) So the bad guy said he was going to destroy all worlds. Now I tried to point out the flaw in that plan, but he wouldn't listen.

[Raven Bloodmoon]

173) "...so that's when i tried to buy the horse a prostitute!"

[Lyinginbedmon]

174. "Throw me out the window...Seriously, I have a great idea!"
175. "I left my beer on the table!" "And I'm not throwing it out with you!"

[Axel]

176) "The moral of the story: Be grateful for what you've got, 'cause basically I'm totally awesome."

177) "Most people don't know this, but ogres have extremely weak cross-punches. What you've got to watch out for is their hooks, nasty."

178) "...that's how I got that scar. But this one here, still haven't figured that one out."

179) "Yep, that's the Kid. He's had that nickname for a while."

180) "The words are: 'We'll drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and fight!'

181) "...and if you get to the third verse without collapsing or being interrupted by a sudden fight, there's a serious problem."