[JosephBlackly]

33) "Hey. Where'd my dagger go?"

34) "Of course I've ridden dragons before! It's not as hard as some people would tell you... Until the charm wears off."

35) "I tried to invent a new drink. I called it 'grubbleshnalf', and it had a lot of exotic things in it. Unfortunately, it turned out that the combination of fermented wildberries and wyvern poison weren't that good together."

36) *bangs knife on the counter* "I'LL KILL THE NEXT GUY THAT COMES IN HERE!!"

[JosephBlackly]

37) "Woah... *hick* ...Dat girl ov'r dere wif da black hair's purdy... I'ma go ov'r 'n makes *hick* some moves on 'er..."

38) "Hah! I've drank ogres under the table! Prepare to meet your end, swine!"

39) "If I had a copper for every time someone tells me I look like a girl, I'd have the funds to rectify the problem!"

40) "I smell burning."

[Raven Bloodmoon]

41.) "What happened to you?!"

42.) "I just escaped from prison, and I could sure use a lagger."

43.) "So there I was trying to pin the mage guard to the ground when he turned into a bar of soap..."

45.) "Don't look at me like that! He just squirted out of my hands!"

46.) "...and that's why trying to wrestle a sorcerer will get you a sore bottom."

47.) "You're friend. We don't serve their kind. The dwarf will have to wait outside."

[jack(tim)]

48.) "Then I poked the kobold with a stick... the next thing I know I was laying in nastiest pile at the bottom of the privies and 'Pun-pun' was carved into my chest."

49.) "And he turns to the other priest and said, 'Cthulu made me do it.'"

50.) "I said 'Don't shoot the messenger,' so he had his guards to pommel me instead."

51.) "And me mum said I wouldn't amount to anything... So... would you like an ale with that?"

52.) "What do you mean her name's Butch?"

53.) "An' that's how 'e learned that red dragons don' like ta be asked if dey are so angry because dey have sunburns."

54.) Turning to a Drow, "Well... you're one of them, dark elf types right?"

55.) Same character, "You worship that spider thingy?"

56.) Drow, "Do you like the taste of bloody metal?"

57.) Annoying character from before, "Argibbibel!" <=A bloody yell as a dagger is lodged into the back of his throat.

58.) "Glug?" <A question asked when drinking.

59.) "Have you ever had drow?" Says a drow prostitute to a passing fighter.

[Axel]

60) ".... All I have to say in my defense is that I was drunk, and that guy in the dragon suit had it coming."

61) ".... So then the three of us book it out of there while they went for that poor sod wearin' the red shirt."

62)".... I don't know what happened after we ran away. But a couple days later that same guardsman came riding into town with a bloody halberd and a hero's welcome...."

63)".... and no one's heard from the Tarrasque ever since." (possibly also as a followup)

64)"... Now I wasn't findin' anything, so I decided to sit under a nearby tum-tum tree and think things over...."

65)"Then the captain decides to start mouthin' off to the sea god. And that's when I decided to sail home on a different boat."

66)".... and that, my friends, is how I saved Christmas."

[JosephBlackly]

61) "We thought that the halfling was on to something when he planned to sneak him in via a Bag of Holding... But it turns out they're airtight."

62) "You'd better watch what you say, barbarian, for I have the ultimate powers of Magic Missile on my side!"

63) "You mean to tell me... You were overpowered by a housecat?"

64) "I'll have you know that my armor is twice as thick as my skull, and not the other way around."

65) "While I see your point about Dwarves, you have to admit that they make one mean ale!"

66) "My God could beat up your God any day of the week!"

67) "Close the door! You're letting the sunlight in!"

[Axel]

68) "Anyway, and I know it's a really round-about way of saying it, but the whole point I'm trying to make here is: I hate rat meat."

69) "So this is what happens when you muck about with time travel...."

70) "And the moral of the story? Never, ever, ask a chronomancer for ways to kill time."

71) ".... and then I said 'why don't we use a catapult?' "

72) "I understand the bologna, but why were the hamsters necessary for attacking the necromancer?"

73) "Hold on. Go back to the part about zombie penguins."

[JosephBlackly]

74) "...I'll take your word on that for now, but when I see it, it better be huge."

75) "...And then I yelled 'don't read that', but he already activated the Symbol of Death."

76) Dwarf: "If I hear so much as one more complaint about me bein' here, I'll start talkin' with me axe!"

77) "The little witch was only chanting... Something like 'in my hand, the creator's sword that calls eternal sleep'... Then stuff started blowing up."

78) "Serves you right for trying to best a Liquor Mage at what he does best!"

79) "...And that's why you never let a barbarian divvy up the treasure."

80) "Oh, so THAT'S how half-trolls are born!" *vomits*

[Axel]

81) "Wait. If he was really that many half-things wouldn't he be like three-and-a-half homicidal maniacs?"

82) "Ten bloody years we spent tryin' to take that city. Ten bloody years. An' what did we get out of it? Most of us never even saw the her what all the fightin' was over anyway."

83) "... and the ranger was ignoring me, so I figured he had it coming. And that was what the Baleful Polymorph was prepared against: first person who had it coming."

84) "They blew it all out of proportion, I mean the kid wasn't hurt and the gallows were illusionary."

85) "It comes in pints?! I'm gettin' one."

[Raven Bloodmoon]

86) "...so I says to meself, 'Jack ol' boy, why not just ask the tigress for some of her milk?' I'm not sure exactly what her reply meant, but her claws certainly said, 'No.'"

87) "...so there I was, marooned on an island with no hope of escape. Well, not no hope. There had to be some hope or I wouldn't be here telling this story.... So there I was marooned on an island with an infintecimal hope of escape..."

88) "I heard there's this black book with strange writing on the cover, and anyone whose true name is written in it dies within a minute."

89) "What a load of horse [BROWNIES]!"

90) "You cut me!"

91) "You've got a lot of nerve showing your face around here after what you pulled."

[Axel]

92) "Well if there are no survivors, then where do the stories come from?"

93) "Look I've met Thor. And that doesn't sound like Thor to me."

94) "....human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria!"

95) "But what else is new?"

[JosephBlackly]

96) "His MAID suplexed you?"

97) "No, he can't join us! What use do we have for a manic-depressed Gnome Paladin?"

98) "Uh... Those weren't words."

99) "Who knew necromancers wore such lacy undergarments?"

100) "This drink tastes like... Death."

Hurray for 100! Only 901 to go.

[Dthclaw]

101) "By the by, did anyone see that big nasty spider I came in with?"

102) "Lemme tell you something about the Dwarves... is hard to tell the males from the females. 'Specially when you drunk."

103) "Where's my iron flask?"

104) "I know I hit rock bottom... that [WOMBAT] succubus filed a restraining order against me."

[jack(tim)]

105) The Drow tuk uhr jerbs...

106) I played cards with a baatezu before... they cheat...

107) An so 'e looks at 'is tankard, an' 'e says, "Well, I thought this would be a bit 'otter than that.. but.." An' 'is face turns blood red an' 'e starts spitting flames!

108) That's why I don't drink Gaff's Fireball... Talk about burning the candle at both ends.

109) And she asked him why he didn't heal himself, and he looks at her in all seriousness and says, "because it'd lower my versatility!" I almost beat him right there.

110) "I like swords", "What do you want to drink?", "I like swords", "What do you want to drink?"

[RedSlayer]

111.) "Hey, all this letter says is: 'Hastur, Hastur, Hastur..."

On a related note, I know/recognize a number of these. Are we really THAT creative?