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Famous Last Words in D&D
#76
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Posted 25 February 2006 - 10:57 PM
This technique of RPG playing has been passed down the Bloodmooon line for generations!
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Elyria Campaign Setting
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#77
- The Grammar Nazi
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- Playing D&D Since:1998
Posted 16 August 2006 - 06:12 AM
~Digs for an hour or two~
Lich: "You dare mock me? ME, the lord and master of all things undead in the is dungeon"
Drago: "But everyone is still alive."
In the words of the Marquis de Sade, "That was worth the dig."
Lich: "You dare mock me? ME, the lord and master of all things undead in the is dungeon"
Drago: "But everyone is still alive."
In the words of the Marquis de Sade, "That was worth the dig."
This technique of RPG playing has been passed down the Bloodmooon line for generations!
Method Actor 83% Storyteller 83% Butt-Kicker 75% Power Gamer 67% Specialist 67% Tactician 58% Casual Gamer 25%
Elyria Campaign Setting
`\ o _,
...)
.< .\.
Method Actor 83% Storyteller 83% Butt-Kicker 75% Power Gamer 67% Specialist 67% Tactician 58% Casual Gamer 25%
Elyria Campaign Setting
`\ o _,
...)
.< .\.
#78
- Antithesis of Life
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Posted 16 August 2006 - 07:06 AM
PC's, Upon meeting the high preistess of Hextor:
Valdek the heartless: "Hey, I aint dealing with no fugly half-orc bit-"
Markus: Whats the DC to cover his mouth?!?!?!?!
Valdek the heartless: "Hey, I aint dealing with no fugly half-orc bit-"
Markus: Whats the DC to cover his mouth?!?!?!?!
I'm prepared to passionately argue this point until nothing makes sense anymore!- RM
He who fights alone dies alone, but those who battle as brothers will live forever.
"The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents." --H. P. Lovecraft
Who is to judge what is right and what is wrong? Great and powerful foes surround us; unknown miscreants gnaw at us from within. We are threatened with total annihilation. In days such as these we can afford no luxury of morality.
He who fights alone dies alone, but those who battle as brothers will live forever.
"The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents." --H. P. Lovecraft
Who is to judge what is right and what is wrong? Great and powerful foes surround us; unknown miscreants gnaw at us from within. We are threatened with total annihilation. In days such as these we can afford no luxury of morality.
#79
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Posted 16 August 2006 - 11:27 PM
"Don't worry, that's probably just mold growing on the dead guy. We can still loot his bones."
Oh, it was a mold all right....
"I think I can use this bottle of whiskey, a rag, and some flint to rig together a firebomb to use against the mold!"
"I'll just ignore the wizard, what's he gonna do about it."
The ranger was promptly turned into a small bunny and was never seen again.
"Oh for crying out loud! We'll draw straws, short straw goes down."
"That can't be good."
Oh, it was a mold all right....
"I think I can use this bottle of whiskey, a rag, and some flint to rig together a firebomb to use against the mold!"
"I'll just ignore the wizard, what's he gonna do about it."
The ranger was promptly turned into a small bunny and was never seen again.
"Oh for crying out loud! We'll draw straws, short straw goes down."
"That can't be good."
"The approach is, literally, childish. Adults suspend disbelief; kids ask questions and require answers." ~Terry Pratchett
Read the Religion Netbook!
And my completed story: Lawman
Read the Religion Netbook!
And my completed story: Lawman
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Posted 21 August 2006 - 10:31 PM
Hillarious one from the other day:
"I am sick and tired of the muthafra-"
post res: "-cking snakes on this muthafracking plain! Wait, where'd he go?"
EDIT: censored. What's the point of censorship, anyway? We all know what he said, it's not like changing the word remotely affects the meaning, intended or percieved.
EDIT2: A comic conveying my opinion on this subject:
http://www.egscomics...d/20031012.html
"I am sick and tired of the muthafra-"
post res: "-cking snakes on this muthafracking plain! Wait, where'd he go?"
EDIT: censored. What's the point of censorship, anyway? We all know what he said, it's not like changing the word remotely affects the meaning, intended or percieved.
EDIT2: A comic conveying my opinion on this subject:
http://www.egscomics...d/20031012.html
"The approach is, literally, childish. Adults suspend disbelief; kids ask questions and require answers." ~Terry Pratchett
Read the Religion Netbook!
And my completed story: Lawman
Read the Religion Netbook!
And my completed story: Lawman
#81
Posted 29 October 2006 - 04:52 PM
NO! THE DOGGIE WEEE WEE HAS BLINDED ME!
After my gnome bard was turned on by a hell hound, who he had tried to 'handle'
After my gnome bard was turned on by a hell hound, who he had tried to 'handle'
Enemies of metal! Your death is my reward!
-3 inches of blood, so unashamedly gumby the last time they washed was when Aerosmith headlined Donnnington.
ROFLCOPTERSAURUS!
-3 inches of blood, so unashamedly gumby the last time they washed was when Aerosmith headlined Donnnington.
ROFLCOPTERSAURUS!
#82
- Imperial Inquisitor
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Posted 28 December 2006 - 11:27 PM
2nd Ed. AD&D, wizard/thief, after casting detect magic on a Bag of Beans: "I'm going to dump the beans out so I can determine whether it's the bag or the beans that are magical."
That was classic...my first TPK as a DM.
That was classic...my first TPK as a DM.
#83
- The Grammar Nazi
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Posted 30 December 2006 - 04:47 AM
"I jump in the acid"
Don't even ask why. I, myself, never understood that move.
Don't even ask why. I, myself, never understood that move.
This technique of RPG playing has been passed down the Bloodmooon line for generations!
Method Actor 83% Storyteller 83% Butt-Kicker 75% Power Gamer 67% Specialist 67% Tactician 58% Casual Gamer 25%
Elyria Campaign Setting
`\ o _,
...)
.< .\.
Method Actor 83% Storyteller 83% Butt-Kicker 75% Power Gamer 67% Specialist 67% Tactician 58% Casual Gamer 25%
Elyria Campaign Setting
`\ o _,
...)
.< .\.
#84
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Posted 03 January 2007 - 08:24 AM
"I'd like to make a will save to disbelieve the painful part." ~~Shoulda posted that one when it happened.
"He did what?" ~~Ditto...
"He did what?" ~~Ditto...
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W00t! I'm a storyteller!
W00t! I'm a storyteller!
#85
- The Grammar Nazi
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Posted 04 January 2007 - 01:41 AM
"Oh, now that's just not fair..."
This technique of RPG playing has been passed down the Bloodmooon line for generations!
Method Actor 83% Storyteller 83% Butt-Kicker 75% Power Gamer 67% Specialist 67% Tactician 58% Casual Gamer 25%
Elyria Campaign Setting
`\ o _,
...)
.< .\.
Method Actor 83% Storyteller 83% Butt-Kicker 75% Power Gamer 67% Specialist 67% Tactician 58% Casual Gamer 25%
Elyria Campaign Setting
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.< .\.
#86
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Posted 06 January 2007 - 02:39 AM
"Wait a minute, that NPC's character sheet says 'Star Wars' on the corner!" ~ You'd think they'd learn that I don't plan the games in advance and just use whatever's handy.
"I'm fighting a Wookie?!" ~ ditto.
"I'm fighting a Wookie?!" ~ ditto.
"The approach is, literally, childish. Adults suspend disbelief; kids ask questions and require answers." ~Terry Pratchett
Read the Religion Netbook!
And my completed story: Lawman
Read the Religion Netbook!
And my completed story: Lawman
#87
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Posted 06 January 2007 - 03:38 PM
"Well doesn't THIS just suck!"
>I say this just about every time one of my character dies.
"He... *pant* ...was tough, but we killed it. I'm glad that's -"
>From a party that finished killing a Pyro-Multiheaded creature with Final Strike. Needless to say, the character in question was totally burninated before he got to say 'over'.
"NO! DON'T READ THAT...!"
>Rogue yelling to the high Intelligence/low Wisdom wizard not to read a Symbol of Death he had just come across.
(to party) "Don't worry, guys. I can speak Draconic. Allow me."
(to dragon) "Versel darastrix *pothok*, wux nurh molik vur ixen *kothar* maekrix."
>A poor attempt to compliment a dragon. What was suppose to mean 'Powerful and wise dragon, your brilliant scales and magnificent flame are truely superior.' ends up translating closer to 'Powerful and stupid dragon, your ugly hide and demon fire are truely superior.'
"What's the problem, guys? We've been fighting werewolves all day! This one can't be any worse than the others."
>Ranger trying to rally his teammates into battling a 'legendary' werewolf.
"Wait. Is that..."
>This could mean anything.
>I say this just about every time one of my character dies.
"He... *pant* ...was tough, but we killed it. I'm glad that's -"
>From a party that finished killing a Pyro-Multiheaded creature with Final Strike. Needless to say, the character in question was totally burninated before he got to say 'over'.
"NO! DON'T READ THAT...!"
>Rogue yelling to the high Intelligence/low Wisdom wizard not to read a Symbol of Death he had just come across.
(to party) "Don't worry, guys. I can speak Draconic. Allow me."
(to dragon) "Versel darastrix *pothok*, wux nurh molik vur ixen *kothar* maekrix."
>A poor attempt to compliment a dragon. What was suppose to mean 'Powerful and wise dragon, your brilliant scales and magnificent flame are truely superior.' ends up translating closer to 'Powerful and stupid dragon, your ugly hide and demon fire are truely superior.'
"What's the problem, guys? We've been fighting werewolves all day! This one can't be any worse than the others."
>Ranger trying to rally his teammates into battling a 'legendary' werewolf.
"Wait. Is that..."
>This could mean anything.
"I'm back, and starting all over again... Again."
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Posted 13 January 2007 - 01:55 AM
"Mmm... Gelatinous..."
"I'm sorry everyone. It seems I've awakened an ancient evil."
"What is this 'gun' you speak of? It looks nothing more than a metal tube..."
"Uhhhh... Yes?"
"Oh yeah? Well, my God could beat up your God any day of the week!"
"Ooooo! Shiny!"
"What kind of loonie traps a spellbook?"
"I think I just drank poison."
"I'm sorry everyone. It seems I've awakened an ancient evil."
"What is this 'gun' you speak of? It looks nothing more than a metal tube..."
"Uhhhh... Yes?"
"Oh yeah? Well, my God could beat up your God any day of the week!"
"Ooooo! Shiny!"
"What kind of loonie traps a spellbook?"
"I think I just drank poison."
"I'm back, and starting all over again... Again."
My WIP Wiki and DeviantART pages...
Butt-Kicker/Storyteller 83%, Method Actor/Tactician 75%, Specialist 58%, Power Gamer 42%, Casual Gamer 33%
My WIP Wiki and DeviantART pages...
Butt-Kicker/Storyteller 83%, Method Actor/Tactician 75%, Specialist 58%, Power Gamer 42%, Casual Gamer 33%