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#2
- Mutant Chameleon of Doom
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Posted 18 October 2005 - 04:42 AM
Did we just awaken the Apocalypse?
-Moments before a 3 mile long Elder-God lookin' thing rises from the ocean
-Moments before a 3 mile long Elder-God lookin' thing rises from the ocean
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Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
Dell: We're pleased to inform you that your order was shipped on 06/06/2006!
Me: Great, so now I have Satan in my computer. Like XP wasn't problematic enough.
"It was terrible. It had these big, pointy teeth."
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#3
- Antithesis of Life
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Posted 18 October 2005 - 01:39 PM
"I attempt to disbelieve" (to steal lady's)
I'm prepared to passionately argue this point until nothing makes sense anymore!- RM
He who fights alone dies alone, but those who battle as brothers will live forever.
"The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents." --H. P. Lovecraft
Who is to judge what is right and what is wrong? Great and powerful foes surround us; unknown miscreants gnaw at us from within. We are threatened with total annihilation. In days such as these we can afford no luxury of morality.
He who fights alone dies alone, but those who battle as brothers will live forever.
"The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents." --H. P. Lovecraft
Who is to judge what is right and what is wrong? Great and powerful foes surround us; unknown miscreants gnaw at us from within. We are threatened with total annihilation. In days such as these we can afford no luxury of morality.
#4
- Cosmic Investigator
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Posted 18 October 2005 - 02:31 PM
"You idiot!"
Actually, that was from the Star Wars game. Guys are trapped in an elevator and have the tech rig the doors to open. Standing there are three Darktroopers. The party and troopers immediately open fire on each other, but the panicked tech shuts the doors. One of the fighters yells, "You idiot!" immediately before the doors open, a gloved hand appears, and a frag grenade drops.
Actually, that was from the Star Wars game. Guys are trapped in an elevator and have the tech rig the doors to open. Standing there are three Darktroopers. The party and troopers immediately open fire on each other, but the panicked tech shuts the doors. One of the fighters yells, "You idiot!" immediately before the doors open, a gloved hand appears, and a frag grenade drops.
"The approach is, literally, childish. Adults suspend disbelief; kids ask questions and require answers." ~Terry Pratchett
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And my completed story: Lawman
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#5
- Paladin
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Posted 18 October 2005 - 04:14 PM
"YES!!!. . . [BROWNIES]!!!"
The party was just after defeating a huge horde filled with all manner of undead so the warrior shouted in celebration. Just as he shouts the Dracolich that brough about the horde flies in wondering wht=at had happened to it's army.
Eep, profanity blocker. Well, the word sounded an awful lot like SHEET
The party was just after defeating a huge horde filled with all manner of undead so the warrior shouted in celebration. Just as he shouts the Dracolich that brough about the horde flies in wondering wht=at had happened to it's army.
Eep, profanity blocker. Well, the word sounded an awful lot like SHEET
The most worthless line of any RPG book EVER:
"Though these two kinds of devils wield terrible powers, they have different characteristics and appearances."
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"Though these two kinds of devils wield terrible powers, they have different characteristics and appearances."
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4. No more talking to @lice.
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#6
- angel of retribution
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Posted 20 October 2005 - 03:29 PM
how bouts "i have a great idea guys!"
i dont know how many times this has been said before the party is squished,sqaushed,toasted,crushed and all manner of other horrible things has happened to them
i dont know how many times this has been said before the party is squished,sqaushed,toasted,crushed and all manner of other horrible things has happened to them
If you want peace, prepare for war-(The infamous)Frank castle a.k.a the punisher
The ALLCALMA* Act
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Why do dwarves have scottish accents?-me
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- Harbinger of Sorrow
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Posted 20 October 2005 - 03:39 PM
Paladin : "I'll let he Gnome go"
Rogue : "No you moron! After what I did, he'll hunt us down and kill us all!"
and he did...and he did...
Rogue : "No you moron! After what I did, he'll hunt us down and kill us all!"
and he did...and he did...
#8
- Mutant Chameleon of Doom
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Posted 20 October 2005 - 05:16 PM
But its a gnome! What's it going to do, laugh at them?
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Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
Dell: We're pleased to inform you that your order was shipped on 06/06/2006!
Me: Great, so now I have Satan in my computer. Like XP wasn't problematic enough.
"It was terrible. It had these big, pointy teeth."
--The Vault Dweller
The ALLCALMA Act
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Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
Dell: We're pleased to inform you that your order was shipped on 06/06/2006!
Me: Great, so now I have Satan in my computer. Like XP wasn't problematic enough.
"It was terrible. It had these big, pointy teeth."
--The Vault Dweller
The ALLCALMA Act
Mein Blog-o
#9
- The Grammar Nazi
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Posted 21 October 2005 - 03:37 AM
Yeah...just before he fills their home with corn dust and lights a match...
This technique of RPG playing has been passed down the Bloodmooon line for generations!
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Elyria Campaign Setting
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Elyria Campaign Setting
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#10
- angel of retribution
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Posted 21 October 2005 - 01:30 PM
sound about right! hehehe....
famous last words:
rouge:which door?
Half orc barbarian:i say the right one!
rouge:well i say the left one!
wizard:lets go with the orc for once,never trusting him must be bad for his self esteem...........
famous last words:
rouge:which door?
Half orc barbarian:i say the right one!
rouge:well i say the left one!
wizard:lets go with the orc for once,never trusting him must be bad for his self esteem...........
If you want peace, prepare for war-(The infamous)Frank castle a.k.a the punisher
The ALLCALMA* Act
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4. No more talking to @lice.
Why do dwarves have scottish accents?-me
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- Warder
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Posted 24 October 2005 - 02:25 PM
Mage: "This should work..." -Explosion
(2nd Ed) Rogue: " ' Touch the string to the wood...' " -Fireball levels the mill.
Fighter/Graverobber/Tombraider: "There is a what down here?" -Large Carrion Crawler
Fighter (to a drow priestess): "I will give you my p****" -Translation error that came up as a promise of one human genitalia...
Mage (standing close to an aged white dragon; ooc statement): I wish to cast magic missile at the bird.
(2nd Ed) Rogue: " ' Touch the string to the wood...' " -Fireball levels the mill.
Fighter/Graverobber/Tombraider: "There is a what down here?" -Large Carrion Crawler
Fighter (to a drow priestess): "I will give you my p****" -Translation error that came up as a promise of one human genitalia...
Mage (standing close to an aged white dragon; ooc statement): I wish to cast magic missile at the bird.
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- Master of Wombats
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Posted 25 October 2005 - 06:34 AM
"Oh Bugger it , lets just hit them and get on with this"
36 hour's of gameing and after the umpteenth party squabble about who's plan is best - we were all that tired that noone argued and we charged the evil horde without thinking
D
36 hour's of gameing and after the umpteenth party squabble about who's plan is best - we were all that tired that noone argued and we charged the evil horde without thinking
D
Its like the mouse in "The Green Mile" , it's too cute to kill and it just wont die
"Arrgh , Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal"
Wash , Firefly ep 1 "Serenity"
"Arrgh , Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal"
Wash , Firefly ep 1 "Serenity"
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- angel of retribution
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Posted 25 October 2005 - 11:11 AM
(reading inscription above door)
"look, ive never even heard of a Balor..... they cant be that bad!"
-famous last words
"look, ive never even heard of a Balor..... they cant be that bad!"
-famous last words
If you want peace, prepare for war-(The infamous)Frank castle a.k.a the punisher
The ALLCALMA* Act
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Why do dwarves have scottish accents?-me
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Posted 25 October 2005 - 07:56 PM
"Alright baatezu, I'll take that bet" -Wager: Souls: Baatezu's vs. Human's
Lvl 1 Fighter: I'm just going to jank him. "Hyah!"
Fighter (Looks at the monk): "That didn't hurt." (Quivering Palm) "Blarg..."
Random ones:
"I wonder what this does?"
"How are we going to test if the anti-venom works or not?"
"You didn't think that would work did you?"
(Holds delayed fireball) "How long was I supposed to set it for?"
"It's not that far down..."
"What?"
(Character in Thay): I want to flip off the man in the red robes.
Lvl 1 Fighter: I'm just going to jank him. "Hyah!"
Fighter (Looks at the monk): "That didn't hurt." (Quivering Palm) "Blarg..."
Random ones:
"I wonder what this does?"
"How are we going to test if the anti-venom works or not?"
"You didn't think that would work did you?"
(Holds delayed fireball) "How long was I supposed to set it for?"
"It's not that far down..."
"What?"
(Character in Thay): I want to flip off the man in the red robes.
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- Mutant Chameleon of Doom
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Posted 25 October 2005 - 11:25 PM
"Throw me down the pit!" - Former paladin
"I have a mace of disruption. All I have to do is hit the [Gargantuan] zombie once. Piece of cake!" - Same former paladin
"What do you mean, you count falling damage?" - Ditto
"[Zombie makes Fort save, easily] Uh... guys? Get me out of the pit." - Soon to be deceased paladin
"[Other players shouting down pit] Uh, don't you have the rope?" - Party cleric
Another one bites the dust!
"I have a mace of disruption. All I have to do is hit the [Gargantuan] zombie once. Piece of cake!" - Same former paladin
"What do you mean, you count falling damage?" - Ditto
"[Zombie makes Fort save, easily] Uh... guys? Get me out of the pit." - Soon to be deceased paladin
"[Other players shouting down pit] Uh, don't you have the rope?" - Party cleric
Another one bites the dust!
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Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
Dell: We're pleased to inform you that your order was shipped on 06/06/2006!
Me: Great, so now I have Satan in my computer. Like XP wasn't problematic enough.
"It was terrible. It had these big, pointy teeth."
--The Vault Dweller
The ALLCALMA Act
Mein Blog-o
Check out my art!
Dthclaw's Art!
Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
Dell: We're pleased to inform you that your order was shipped on 06/06/2006!
Me: Great, so now I have Satan in my computer. Like XP wasn't problematic enough.
"It was terrible. It had these big, pointy teeth."
--The Vault Dweller
The ALLCALMA Act
Mein Blog-o