[RedSlayer]

Dth, this was supposed to be your D&D alter ego, not what YOU would be in dnd terms, but what your ultimate D&D character would be. level 5 nebraskan. lol.

[Dthclaw]

Yeah... I know. Sadly, I really couldn't come up with an alter ego, thus...

[WoeTheSinner]

lvl 5 nebraskan

[dschelb]

Race: White

Alignment: Netural Good

Classes: French II, Honors Anaylisis, World Lit... Wait, you mean character classes?

CHARACTER Classes: Sorcerer 6 / Monk 1 / Comedian 3 / Philosopher 2

Hit dice: 6d4 + 1d8 + 3d6 + 2d4 + 24 = 36 / 82 (min/max)

Attributes: Str = 12 (mod = 1), Dex = 10 (mod = 0), Con = 14 (2), Int = 13 (1), Wis = 18 (4), Cha = 14 (2)

BAB = 5

Armor = 14 (+0 [dex], +4 [wis])

Saving Throws = 6/4/12 (F/R/W)

Deity: None

Feats: Weapon Proficiency: Simple, Familiar (wipet), Monk AC bonus, Improved unarmed strike, Stunning fist, Quick to master, Skilled, Philosopher musings, Know Thyself, Comedian persuasion, Quick Joke (comedian spell), Insightful spellcasting, Skill focus (Perform[Comedy]), Skill focus (Bluff), Skill proficiency (Perform[Comedy])


Philosopher musing: Cast an empowered Owl's Wisdom a number of times per day equal to philosopher level. Caster level equal to twice philosopher level. Requires philosopher level 1

Know Thyself: Spend an attempt of Philosopher musings to gain +10 to will saves for 1 hour/level. Bonus increases to +15 at level 6, +20 at level 10, and +5 every 4 levels of Philosopher after 10th. Requires philosopher level 2

Comedian persuasion: Add 1/4 of Perform(Comedy) skill to Bluff, Diplomacy, and Taunt. Subtract this amount from Intimidate. This is a passive affect, but can be disabled at any time. Requires comedian level 1

Quick Joke: The comedian makes a humorous crack right in the middle of battle, leaving many on the field laughing uncontrolablly while he goes in for a coup de grace. This translates as a Tasha's Hideous laughter spell that has an area of affect centered on the comedian. AOE = loudness of comedians voice. DC = Perform(Comedy) skill check. Requires comedian level 3.

Insightful Spellcasting: The key stat for spellcasting is changed to Wisdom. Requires spontaneous caster level and Wis 15. Can only be taken at first level.

Skill proficiency: Treat chosen skill as a class skill


Skills: Knowlage(math) = 10, Knowlage(philosophy) = 12, Perform(comedy) = 10, Concentration = 9, Spellcraft = 13, Diplomacy = 8, Bluff = 11, Taunt = 7

Spells:

Cantrips - Disrupt undead, light, flare
First - Positive energy ray, magic missle (I cast it at the darkness!), shield
Second - Darkness (you think I'm gonna refer to mm being cast at it, but I won't! It pays as a comedian not to be too predicable), Darkvision
Third - Greater disrupt undead

(you've noticed my spells are focused on combat against undead, yes? I'm preparing for when the dead rise to feast on human flesh in 2012!)

Equipment: basic clothing, joke jornal, text books, spell books, pencil, dildo (wait, maybe I should just keep that as my little secret ;]), and 100 gp that I have no idea how to spend when I could buy decent armor that I still wouldn't be able to use because I have no armor proficiencies. DAMNIT!!!! I knew I should have taken that level of fighter!.

Languages: English, un peu Francais, and the True language of the universe!

Raised in the unknown empire of Due West Crossing in the exotic and distant land of Georgia (also known as the Not-so-shining South), a preceptive and powerful boy uses words, insight, and a delightful sence of humor to spread a message of hope to the downtroten masses in the death camp known as Primrose Preschool. The entirety of the school was lead in a revolt against the iron-fisted bully ruler known as Zachan the Cruel, devout follower of Bane. Many children lost their lives that day (well, ok, it was just a few boo-boos, nothing that a cure minor wounds spell couldn't fix, but it was a noble sacrifice, nonetheless!), but the ruler was defeated. This was the first time that the boy had experienced a person of faith, so he was determined not to become that and farted in the general direction of the gods that day. Seeing how big of an impact that he made in one school, what about two? Or three? Or ten? Or across the entire world? Across the universe? Across all of conceivable and inconceivable existance? Television will provide the catalyst for change in our future, but the boy is stuck in class at his local Academy, setting out on an adventure of grand proportions when the bell rings.

Of course if by "adventure" you mean spending over 2 hours writing a response to a post on DNDResources.com, watching youtube videos, and ○○○○○○○ off to internet ○○○○.

[dschelb]

Race: White

Alignment: Netural Good

Classes: French II, Honors Anaylisis, World Lit... Wait, you mean character classes?

CHARACTER Classes: Sorcerer 6 / Monk 1 / Comedian 3 / Philosopher 2

Hit dice: 6d4 + 1d8 + 3d6 + 2d4 + 24 = 36 / 82 (min/max)

Attributes: Str = 12 (mod = 1), Dex = 10 (mod = 0), Con = 14 (2), Int = 13 (1), Wis = 18 (4), Cha = 14 (2)

BAB = 5

Armor = 14 (+0 [dex], +4 [wis])

Saving Throws = 6/4/12 (F/R/W)

Deity: None

Feats: Weapon Proficiency: Simple, Familiar (wipet), Monk AC bonus, Improved unarmed strike, Stunning fist, Quick to master, Skilled, Philosopher musings, Know Thyself, Comedian persuasion, Quick Joke (comedian spell), Insightful spellcasting, Skill focus (Perform[Comedy]), Skill focus (Bluff), Skill proficiency (Perform[Comedy])


Philosopher musing: Cast an empowered Owl's Wisdom a number of times per day equal to philosopher level. Caster level equal to twice philosopher level. Requires philosopher level 1

Know Thyself: Spend an attempt of Philosopher musings to gain +10 to will saves for 1 hour/level. Bonus increases to +15 at level 6, +20 at level 10, and +5 every 4 levels of Philosopher after 10th. Requires philosopher level 2

Comedian persuasion: Add 1/4 of Perform(Comedy) skill to Bluff, Diplomacy, and Taunt. Subtract this amount from Intimidate. This is a passive affect, but can be disabled at any time. Requires comedian level 1

Quick Joke: The comedian makes a humorous crack right in the middle of battle, leaving many on the field laughing uncontrolablly while he goes in for a coup de grace. This translates as a Tasha's Hideous laughter spell that has an area of affect centered on the comedian. AOE = loudness of comedians voice. DC = Perform(Comedy) skill check. Requires comedian level 3.

Insightful Spellcasting: The key stat for spellcasting is changed to Wisdom. Requires spontaneous caster level and Wis 15. Can only be taken at first level.

Skill proficiency: Treat chosen skill as a class skill


Skills: Knowlage(math) = 10, Knowlage(philosophy) = 12, Perform(comedy) = 10, Concentration = 9, Spellcraft = 13, Diplomacy = 8, Bluff = 11, Taunt = 7

Spells:

Cantrips - Disrupt undead, light, flare
First - Positive energy ray, magic missle (I cast it at the darkness!), shield
Second - Darkness (you think I'm gonna refer to mm being cast at it, but I won't! It pays as a comedian not to be too predicable), Darkvision
Third - Greater disrupt undead

(you've noticed my spells are focused on combat against undead, yes? I'm preparing for when the dead rise to feast on human flesh in 2012!)

Equipment: basic clothing, joke jornal, text books, spell books, pencil, dildo (wait, maybe I should just keep that as my little secret ;]), and 100 gp that I have no idea how to spend when I could buy decent armor that I still wouldn't be able to use because I have no armor proficiencies. DAMNIT!!!! I knew I should have taken that level of fighter!.

Languages: English, un peu Francais, and the True language of the universe!

Raised in the unknown empire of Due West Crossing in the exotic and distant land of Georgia (also known as the Not-so-shining South), a preceptive and powerful boy uses words, insight, and a delightful sence of humor to spread a message of hope to the downtroten masses in the death camp known as Primrose Preschool. The entirety of the school was lead in a revolt against the iron-fisted bully ruler known as Zachan the Cruel, devout follower of Bane. Many children lost their lives that day (well, ok, it was just a few boo-boos, nothing that a cure minor wounds spell couldn't fix, but it was a noble sacrifice, nonetheless!), but the ruler was defeated. This was the first time that the boy had experienced a person of faith, so he was determined not to become that and farted in the general direction of the gods that day. Seeing how big of an impact that he made in one school, what about two? Or three? Or ten? Or across the entire world? Across the universe? Across all of conceivable and inconceivable existance? Television will provide the catalyst for change in our future, but the boy is stuck in class at his local Academy, setting out on an adventure of grand proportions when the bell rings.

Of course if by "adventure" you mean spending over 2 hours writing a response to a post on DNDResources.com, watching youtube videos, and ○○○○○○○ off to internet ○○○○.

[dschelb]

Is it too late just to post an alter ego just for the hell of it?