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I personally think the Broodwich comes close to The Gunk Under The Fridge.
Its got a following now
And it wants more....
EVIL Artifacts Which is the worst of them all?
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Posted 16 February 2005 - 04:03 AM
Just curious about what you all think is the most evil artifact of all.
I personally think the Broodwich comes close to The Gunk Under The Fridge.
Its got a following now
And it wants more....
I personally think the Broodwich comes close to The Gunk Under The Fridge.
Its got a following now
And it wants more....
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Posted 16 February 2005 - 04:40 AM
I went with the Hand/Eye of Vecna. But it isn't even the most evil. You gotta get the HEAD of Vecna. If you hack off your own head and replace it with the HEAD of Vecna, you become a god! Mwahahaha... The number of dead PCs as a result of this is absolutely startling.
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Posted 16 February 2005 - 02:31 PM
That's great.
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Posted 16 February 2005 - 03:06 PM
No, that's Schizo-insane
I'll go with Eye of Vecna though, the idea of removing your own eye for more power is inherently evil to the core.
I'll go with Eye of Vecna though, the idea of removing your own eye for more power is inherently evil to the core.
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Posted 16 February 2005 - 09:19 PM
I have to go with the hand and eye of Vecna too
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Posted 16 February 2005 - 10:31 PM
As much as I love the Hand and Eye of Vecna, I would say that in order to be considered an evil artifact, the artifact must be able to exert its own will over the weilder and slowly corrupt the creature. That is why I voted for the One Ring. 'Course... the other reason is because I love LotR.
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We are the devout...
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We are the saviours to our kind...
We are the devout...
We are the enlightened...
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We are Drow...
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Posted 17 February 2005 - 03:12 PM
Ahh, the ever present subliminal messaging of movies 
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Yet I will, dig up the bones
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Yet I will, dig up the bones
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Posted 17 February 2005 - 10:08 PM
Movies nothing man! I was into the books long before the movies came out.
We are the scourge of the underdark...
We are the saviours to our kind...
We are the devout...
We are the enlightened...
We are the true rulers by right...
We are Drow...
Beware us...
We are the saviours to our kind...
We are the devout...
We are the enlightened...
We are the true rulers by right...
We are Drow...
Beware us...
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Posted 18 February 2005 - 11:13 PM
How can you possibly have a poll about evil artifacts and leave out the Wand of Orcus? For shame!
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Posted 19 February 2005 - 06:58 PM
And you have missed the most foul, vile, and downright evil thing of all time... the pile of dirty laundry in the bathroom hamper! Gaaahhh!
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Posted 21 February 2005 - 01:14 AM
The pile of laundry is not evil! It has a job, doesn't drink too heavily, and pays its child support on time 
And yes, for shame, I forgot the Wand of Orcus. D'oh! Aw well, no one's perfect. I guess there's no Aqua Teen fans on this site... poor Broodwich lies without votes! Its only the most EVIL sandwich in the multiverse.
"Forged in darkness by Beelzubub from wheat grown in hell's half-acre, slathered with mayonaise beaten from the eggs of dark chickens by a one armed madman, fetid cheese made from the milk of a fanged cow, layered with six hundred and sixty six separate meats from an animal which has maggots for blood!"
"See? Told you. Pure evil."
"I tasted mustard."
"Yeah... Dijon mustard."
"But no bacon?"
"BACON IS EXTRA!"
Gods that was a great episode... what? Why are you all staring at me?
And yes, for shame, I forgot the Wand of Orcus. D'oh! Aw well, no one's perfect. I guess there's no Aqua Teen fans on this site... poor Broodwich lies without votes! Its only the most EVIL sandwich in the multiverse.
"Forged in darkness by Beelzubub from wheat grown in hell's half-acre, slathered with mayonaise beaten from the eggs of dark chickens by a one armed madman, fetid cheese made from the milk of a fanged cow, layered with six hundred and sixty six separate meats from an animal which has maggots for blood!"
"See? Told you. Pure evil."
"I tasted mustard."
"Yeah... Dijon mustard."
"But no bacon?"
"BACON IS EXTRA!"
Gods that was a great episode... what? Why are you all staring at me?
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Posted 21 February 2005 - 06:26 PM
I'll agree it was a great episode, but still, how bad could the Broodwich possibly be if Master Shake could get the better of it?
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Posted 22 February 2005 - 03:52 PM
True, Shake got the better of it... for a while.
"All right! What'd I win?"
"Free brain surgery!"
"Now that's what I'm talking abou- hey, wait a min-"
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"Now eat 'em!"
(Sliced in half by Jerry)
"All right! What'd I win?"
"Free brain surgery!"
"Now that's what I'm talking abou- hey, wait a min-"
(Lobotomized Shake in the house)
"Now eat 'em!"
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Dell: We're pleased to inform you that your order was shipped on 06/06/2006!
Me: Great, so now I have Satan in my computer. Like XP wasn't problematic enough.
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Posted 01 March 2005 - 01:17 AM
Oh yea. I am the master. Of what... I don't know... Maybe complicated handles... Yes. I am the master of long, complicated handles. Oh yea.
We are the scourge of the underdark...
We are the saviours to our kind...
We are the devout...
We are the enlightened...
We are the true rulers by right...
We are Drow...
Beware us...
We are the saviours to our kind...
We are the devout...
We are the enlightened...
We are the true rulers by right...
We are Drow...
Beware us...