[Plangkye]

Okay. For me, my favorite was probably this one bit where we were all in the Abyss, and we stumbled upon a demon encampment. With far too many demons for a party of sixth-level characters to handle... anyway, we decide to run. Fast. So we ask the resident Bard to cast Expeditious Retreat. She complies, plucks a few notes of her lute, and sings:

"When Danger reared its ugly head,
He bravely turned his tail and fled.
Yes, Brave Sir Robin turned about
And gallantly he chickened out..."

We escaped. Bravest of the Brave, Sir Robin!

[Lyinginbedmon]

Mine was a just last week, two elves were wandering around inside a goblin-infested building. They wandered into a room with four orcs and decided to run when Morganth walked in. He shot a chain lightning that killed all four of them. When asked what they were going to do next, one replied

"I hide behind Morganth and beg him not to kill us"

Whilst the other said

"I run like hell"

[Jimp]

One of my favourite moments was from a sesion I was running. The PCs had just helped a powerful guild called The Guardians defeat a family of blue dragons that were invading an important costal town. The mayor of the town invited the guild and the party to his mansion for a celebration. Just before the party the PCs were offered membership in the guild and had accepted but didn't pay the entrance fee yet. During the party the mayor called up the guild leader to give a speech and then the leader of the PC party to give one. The PC went up and gave his speech and at the end of it added "And we will soon become members of The Guardians, right after we pay the entrance fee"

[Ssri-Tel-Quessir Hitokiri]

This actually happened a couple days ago. The party was fighting a red dragon in a game that I ususally don't DM. So I took my characters (character and cohort) out of the party because they were too powerful and decided to play the wyrm red dragon they were fighting because the current DM doesn't really know how to strategize for the enemies. First round, I dominated the strongest fighter in the group. Next round, he crits 3 times in his attacks and takes out half the group.

[Lyinginbedmon]

I'm pretty sure I'll remember this one:

DM (Me) - "What do you do with the one still alive"
Aust - "I take his spellbook off of him"
Majus - "I take his clothes"
D&A - "NOO!"

[Antouron]

One of my players was in a severe car accident. After a few months he was out of the hospital with a metal rod in his leg and he was on all sorts of painkillers. In a recent session his painkillers had made him quite loopy. The entire quest was funny but one thing just killed me. We were fighting skeletons and he did not have a blunt weapon. After killing one he asked if he could use the femur as a blunt weapon. I said sure, why not. He then smirked as he looked at me and told me he also wanted the pelvis. Why would anyone want a pelvis from a skeleton? Really, why a pelvis? Wouldn't you rather have a skull? He wanted the pelvis. So I gave it to him. He then told me that he connected the femur and the pelvis. I naturally assumed that he would use this as a weapon. Nope. A helmet. He wore the pelvis on his head. A skeleton's pelvis on his head. He wouldn't stop laughing at his new femur-pelvis helmet. You had to be there.

[kevin the killer robot]

hi im new to the dnd world so if any of u guys could giv me any tips it will be much apprecheated.

[Skari]

My favorite moment so far has to be the first time I ever played D&D (don't recall which version though). We were playing a one-shot game and I was a premade gnome bard. I don't remember much of the rest of the group except for the bisexual, male half-elf. Since I was a bard I decided to play as alchoholic. We started out at an inn so naturally I began drinking heavily, stood up on the table singing with pint of ale in both hands. After couple of rounds, I was completely out. So I simply watched as the other players did their part until suddenly nature called and I had to take a bathroom break. Since my character was out, I didn't bother asking the rest to take a break as well, and it would be interesting not to know what would happen while I was gone.

My friend's home is cursed or something, I always end up staying couple of minutes in the bathroom (maybe something I ate or something) and this time was no exception. When I get back, it is already morning In-Character and I have no idea what my little gnome got himself into. When my character wakes up, he finds himself naked in bed with the half-elf and naturally assumes that something has happened. Then the rest of the players tell me that they undressed the gnome and put him in bed with the half-elf after he had fallen to sleep. The gnome himself never found out and was terrified after it, specially of the half-elf.

[Aralan]

The first time you play is magical. Though it was not my favorite character he was absolutely memorable. At some point I battled Tiamat alone. (Ok so I was eleven and didn't really understand the game nor did my dm) but the concept of role-playing blew my mind. Sorry I will post a longer comment later -this was as much to test if my registration was working as it was to respond. Thanks!

[CMB]

one of my most favorite monents wher me and two friends were palying. I wasn't DMing at the time. We wanted to get in a castle and there was a guard infront of it, so i told my firend "Hey, try to bribe the guy" so he walked up to the guard and said, "Hey can i bribe you?" oh it was soo funny.

[3dom]

The second the halfling tried out his new glove of storage (or was it holding?).

Tried to put in a an apple, got out a fire grenade with a fuse of 0.

(Has'nt happened yet.... yet.)