I will am going to start taking note of the more humorous if not ingenius ways to kill oneself as a PC. All events recorded here actaully occured in a game in which I have participated. I am curious to see how long it takes to reach one hundred one.
#1 - Archippos thought it was wise to tie himself up and lie down in the middle of a strange forest full of critters with his weapons out of reach. To make matters worse, he was stank of blood from a fight with a bear; the bear's carcass was lying not too far from him. And if that is not enough, he had just annoyed, if not outright angered a woodsman native to those very woods, who had just walked out of sight.
#2 - Lorean tried to choke a mummy to death.
#3 - Archippos told an angry druid that animals do not have souls, and then admitted to being involved in the murder of her pet dog.
#4 - Argus knowingly dove head-first into a trap.
#5 - Maria set out on an expedition without any food or water.
#6 - Maria tried to open a door by slamming herself into it repeatedly. Luckily she stopped before she knocked herself unconscious and just turned the doorknob.
#1 - Archippos thought it was wise to tie himself up and lie down in the middle of a strange forest full of critters with his weapons out of reach. To make matters worse, he was stank of blood from a fight with a bear; the bear's carcass was lying not too far from him. And if that is not enough, he had just annoyed, if not outright angered a woodsman native to those very woods, who had just walked out of sight.
#2 - Lorean tried to choke a mummy to death.
#3 - Archippos told an angry druid that animals do not have souls, and then admitted to being involved in the murder of her pet dog.
#4 - Argus knowingly dove head-first into a trap.
#5 - Maria set out on an expedition without any food or water.
#6 - Maria tried to open a door by slamming herself into it repeatedly. Luckily she stopped before she knocked herself unconscious and just turned the doorknob.
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