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Month of Tempests, 30th day, 440

Just as I was beggining the spanking of Miss Sweetcheeks in my dreams I'm awoken by the sound of someone banging on a door as if to break it down. Shaking the cobwebs from my head I open the door and check outside the hallway to see what the hell is going on. I find a very pissed off Mordryth trying to break the door down to the room where Ben Grad and Little Miss can't-keep-from-getting-kidnapped are shacked up in. I go over to find out what the hell is going on. He says Ragde saw Ben Grad leave through the window and take off on horseback. I was going to ask, if he's taken off on horseback, why are we bothering to break into the room instead of chasing him down on horseback. But I figured better not to piss him off anymore then he already is and join in on the fun. The noise we make wakes Opal. After quickly summing up what's going on she joins us in breaking the door down. With the three of us combined we break it down.

As we get inside the room we find the window open and no one there. As we look over the room I get a strange sense somethings not right. I can't put my finger on it but it's something about the room that just isn't right. I shake it off and join everyone at the stables and saddle up the horses and give chase. A little into the chase Opal notices that Shara isn't with us. Guess she's a deep sleeper and no one bothered to wake her. Opal offers to go back and get Shara's [CHAIR] out of bed. About 10 mins past and she comes back with no Shara. Opal tells us that when she got there Shara's room was empty. This gets me thinking either Shara has thrown in with Ben Grad or she's been playing us for fools the whole time. If so who the hell are we following? Who ever it is I'm going to kick their mother [FLOPPING] [CHAIR] because their seriously pissing me off!

After following the tracks left by the rider's horse we find they go off into the woods. As we're about to follow Gwailen stop us and tells us to wait by the road. He doesn't want us to disturb the tracks. Whatever. As we're standing around waiting for Gwailen to get done with his buisness Mordryth blurts out of no where about that bastard Ben Grad. As we stare blankly at him he explains that it wasn't Ben Grad we were chasing but a decoy. While we were chasing the decoy the real McCoy got away. That son of a [POODLE]! He's making us look bad. Not only that, with no girl there's no pay. I'll be [darned] if I'm getting screawed out of the money owed me because of that [BENCH]!