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Month of Tempest, 29th day, 440

After we get done discussing what to do with the girl, Zorin offers a job for us once we're done with the one we got. He wants us to find his highjacked wagon. Except he doesn't want the wagon brought back. Just a small red box. And it needs to stay unopened. That's a weird request. Wonder what's it worth? As I'm thinking this I get a answer when he tells us how much he'll pay us for the job.

If the man wants the box unopened, he'll get it unopened. We agree to take the job once we're finished with this one.

We return to the inn we stayed at before heading out to the monestary. Once we walk through the door with Zorin in tow the innkeep rushes over and asks how Master Zorin is doing and all. He orders the serving girls to clear off his favorite table and get some chairs for him and his company. Looks like the big man has a rep here. Zorin tells us he frequents this inn a lot on his travells and has somewhat of a tab at this place. Hope it's a big one cause I'm staved.

The innkeep says it might be a bit till food is served since they're short staffed. I don't know bout them being short staffed, but they sure have hot stuff as some of the serving girls are pretty good looking. I get up and chase one of them down to work my mojo on her. She seems startled at first (they usualy are with me). After getting ahold of herself she says she's so busy with serving the customers and the kitchen work in the back she fears she'll never get done to have a moment to herself. I offer my assistance hoping to score some points with her so that I might share in her moments alone. She directs me to the back of the kitchen to what needs to be done. Holyshit is all I can say. Mordryth is right. This place is a dump. At least back in the kitchen it is. Mordryth probably would have them all executed. The kitchen and dish area looks worse then my room and Riz's warren hole at home. Combined! The cooks look at each other then to me with a evil smile on their lips. "Well!?! Get to work chore boy!" They go back to their cooking and start laughing to each other. Looks like I've been set up and had. I turn to see where the serving wentch is at. She looks back at me with a cocky smile as she begins to get ready to leave for the night. Trust me. I'll remember this day and be sure to cash in on my marker on the service you owe me. I nod and give her a sly wink. It aggrevates her it seems as she loses the smile and walks quickly out the door.

Well, I'm a man of my word so I start stacking all the dishes, pots, pans, utensils, mugs. Everything including the kitchen sink(which is right next to the dishes). The cooks look at me like I'm dumb. They can do that if they want. But their going to be the ones dumb founded. Since I didn't use all my magic up I got spells to burn. I clap my hands together and move my right hand in a counter clockwise motion, then move my left in a clockwise motion. I then clap my hands together then thrust my hands out and open them up and *poof*. Every dish in the pile, the sink and the counter are all magically cleaned. Probably took me 10 minutes. The look on the cooks faces are priceless as their jaws drop to the floor. I start doing the motions again over the floor as I move towards the cooks then clap my hands. *poof*. Then floor is done. I do it again on the cabinets and stores. Then the food prep area as i move closer and right up in the cooks faces. They're still stonefaced and slack jawed and have no idea what to do or say. I've got a cocky smirk on my face and clap my hands together and throw a spell past them at the stoves which look disgusting. Hell after my spell they're so clean you could eat off of 'em. As long as you don't cook yourself at the same time. I walk away from the dumbstruck cooks then stop, turn around rear quick and clap my hands together one last time and throw the spell at them. They almost look like cooks instead of bums. Almost.

After showing up the cooks I head back out to the dinning room. Everyone has gone to their rooms except Zorin. I eat my grub then head up to my room. Mordryth's sleeping already so I hop into the extra bed and dream of collecting on the mark that Miss Sweetcheeks owes me.